10.28.2009

Overboard Versus....Underboard?

Here's another Halloween post to keep you in the Spooky Spirit....

When creating your Halloween costume remember to keep one thing in mind, too much is too much and too little is too little. I know this can be a hard concept. When is something too much and when is it too little. Let me give you some illustrations.

This is too much:
Yes Cabbage Boy - we get that you like cabbage. Perhaps we just needed the hat? The pants and shirt are cute, don't get me wrong. But all of them in the same outfit? It's a little bit overboard.

This is too little:
Way way too little. I can't even see what it is you're going for here. Perhaps Furry Idiot of the Year? No wait. Charles Atlas maybe?
And if that's what you're attempting: Dude, you so do not qualify.

Too much:
Did you not read Halloween is Almost Here? I gave you plenty of time to get a decent costume. You should be going for ORIGINAL, not for 'what shows off my junk?'.

Too little:
I love this look, but what on earth are you going for here? I need more!

(I even asked my fashionable and trendy young cousin if she knew what it was for. She doesn't. So it's not just me!)

6 comments:

Insanity said...

Ok...the whole zipper eye thing is pretty cool if it had the costume to match it.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I can't even look at the zipper one..makes my eyes hurt!

kys said...

Yuck - That zipper eye thing is nasty.

Kathryn said...

What is wrong with these people? I do believe they are using this perfectly respectable holiday to show off the junk in their trunk....or how insane they really are. Either way, ew.

shallowOcity said...

I think your blog rocks. I'm just saying.

-Celeste

GG said...

Oh c'mon, you know you'd show your junk too if you had a body like that... J/K. Do girls have junk? Haha.

Stopping in from SITS. :D

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