Christmas Is Just Around The Corner

Those lucky few of you following me on Facebook may already know that every week until Christmas I will be making some suggestions for Snarky Christmas Gifts. If you - or someone you know - makes a snarky product, be sure to let me know so they can be featured here!

Today's snarky products come from Perpetual Kid. They have loads of fun products over there and you should definitely stop by!

For instance, did you know that you no longer need to wait for divine intervention for a deity to show up on your toast? I'm not kidding you! There's now Holy Toast:
For less than five dollars (!!!!) you can press a piece of bread with this holy image.

Want to feel a little holier-than-thou next time you pull out your reusable water bottle?
Then you need the Holy Water Bottle. No mention if the "water" you put in will turn into "holy" "water," but here's hoping.

Bacon seems to be everywhere these days. Everyone loves it and everyone wants more ways to experience it. For the bacon lover in your life how about bacon flavored toothpicks?
Not quite doing it for you? Are you a little bit more clumsy? How about bacon bandages? Think I'm joking?
I'm not!

Do you know someone that will only use reusable shopping bags? Maybe these are the perfect gift:

Maybe you need a messenger bag that still chock full of snark? How about one of the years most popular meme's?
There's even gag gift boxes!
So this Christmas, don't forget to get your snark on!