Halloween Wrap Up

I am not going to lie to you people. There were a lot of questionable (i.e., junk showing) costumes this year. There were some wins though. But our focus will be on the questionable. Because face it, that's a hell of a lot more fun.
In my book, this guy rates an almost. Why, he thought about it. It's not a win, because it's not like he dressed like Andrew Jackson. He just use spray adhesive, paper, and foam core. It's not a fail, because he's definitely thinking outside the box.

This guy also is an almost. No effort, but lots of costume. And let's wrongly assume this guy was dressed for Halloween, not Comic Con.

This girl gets a wrong wrong wrong WRONG! Silver pumps with black hose!?!?! WTF? And the girl in the background. Well, if you're going for Tim Curry in Rocky Horror, that's a win. If not,
WOW. Just WOW. 'Cause you're almost totally spot on.

Obviously the girls at the Playboy Mansion do not read my blog (what a shame). If they did, they would know junk-showing costumes are overly cliche. Their party requirements included costume OR lingerie. Not costume made of lingerie. But no one seemed to know the difference.

How can you sleep at night? Why would you do that to an innocent clown?

The latest in referee wear? Not at all foolish.

Sexy schoolgirl? Really? Wasn't that done in 2003? Haven't we all moved on?

Sexy pirate? Not at all last year...and the year before.

And for the other girl, I don't know what that's supposed to be.....uhm....Native American? Yeah, not racist at all.

There was one costume going around on the Internet that I found myself overly impressed by. Most of you have probably seen it, but if not, click the hyperlink.

This is not just a win. It is TRIUMPHANT! Many kudos to the make up artist and make up wearer. I would not have a chance at not messing up that make up!

I did see a furry this past weekend. "C" seemed quite happy with herself. Some of us who know her were struck with a reason to vomit. Fake friends who have gone crazy and later dress up as a furry = totally vomit worthy.

My second place win goes to this guy:
Why? (If you're really asking that, you probably shouldn't be reading my blog. )

Because he freaking dressed up like BEAKER that's why!!!! How ultimately cool is this guy. He could be my knight and shining lab coat with huge head.