Let's Be Real Here

I love it love it love it when people search a random phrase and find my blog. But we need to get real here.

Non-bloggers probably don't realize this, but I get a list of search terms people use to get to my blog.

Some of what people are searching is concerning. Here is a list of the odd terms people have searched and found my blog with:

1. I'm not judging: I'm not perfect....yet. I like your spirit!
2. Video of root beer commercial with man handcuffed to bed. Uhm....I must have missed that one.
3. I'm not crazy, I'm just saying.
4. Smart way of saying poop. Hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm....I don't think there is one.
5. I want a boob job but have low platelets. Well....I just can't help you.
6. Cow poop porn. WTF?!?
7. Feces smells like sauerkraut. Hey! There is a limit to what I'll write about!
8. Cow shit smearing. WTF!?!?
9. Uses for cow poop.

And the most fearful of all and the one that inspired this post:

10. www. cows pooping on peoples faces dot com. OMG!!!


My only wish is that there is no such thing as the above website. I have no idea if there is and frankly I don't really want to know. Knowledge of something like that is just the sort of thing that keeps me up at night.

That's four distinct searches all based on cow poop. And two about what I can only assume is human poop. I am not proud. This is not a proud moment for me.

How can people be this inquisitive about poo? And what did they ever do before Google?

Cow poop porn? That can't possibly legal right? Tell me it can not possibly be.